Can this lady do that thing?

I have a lot of voice training and sing very well.

I can do accents: Southern & New York City are solid. I have performed with British (RP & Cockney), Canadian and American Standard accents.

I can direct for the stage like woah.

I write and edit business language quickly and fearlessly, especially bios.

I have stage makeup skills and some special effects training.

I write dialogue that sounds like people actually talking.

I can sew, drape and flat pattern clothes. I used to manage a fabric store & work in costumes. I have solid fabric & fiber knowledge.

I knit & crochet. I am pretty advanced in both.

I speak lawyer.

I write lyrics quick. I improvise them even faster.

I can write an appealing hook.

I have several years of piano and ukulele lessons & playing. I am not a fluent player, but am well versed in music theory.